ST. MARY'S · SAT 10/24 · SHOW 8 PM

Callback & Prop Guide

Yell it. Throw it. Sing along. Nobody here is going to judge you.

🔅 It's dark in here — turn your screen brightness down.

🎁 A prop icon means grab that item from your goody bag.

THE NON-NEGOTIABLES

Yell these every single time, all night long.

Every time Brad's name is said → "Asshole!"

Every time Janet's name is said → "Slut!"

The Criminologist (narrator) → "Where's your neck?!" and "Boring!"

Every time Dr. Scott's name is said → "Great Scott!"

Riff Raff on screen → hiss, boo, and heckle freely.

SCENE BY SCENE

In movie order.

Opening — giant red lips

Yell "Lips!" and cheer.

🫧 Wedding

Blow bubbles as the couple exits. Cheer or heckle when Ralph & Betty's names come up.

💍 "Dammit Janet" — the proposal

Hold up your ring pop like an engagement ring.

📰 Rainstorm

Newspaper on your head when Janet does it. Heckle: "Buy an umbrella, you cheap bitch!"

✨ "There's a Light"

Crack and wave your glow stick.

Time Warp

Everyone up and dancing. Mandatory.

Frank's entrance

Cheer like he's a rock star.

🧤 Rubber glove scene

Snap your gloves along with Frank.

Rocky's birth

"It's a boy!"

Eddie bursts in

Cheer — then boo Frank afterward.

🎉 Dinner scene

Raise your glass when Frank proposes a toast. Yell "Meatloaf again?!" Party hat on when Frank puts his on.

🃏 "I'm Going Home"

Toss your cards on the line about cards for sorrow, cards for pain.

Frank climbs the curtain

"Go under the curtain, Frank!"

Rocky mourns Frank

"Mommy! Daddy!"

Final ballad — "Super Heroes"

In the pause after "blue skies," yell that you've seen this movie way too many f***ing times.

Final shot — empty theater

Roast a local sports team's sad crowd.

YOUR GOODY BAG

🫧 Bubbles

💍 Ring pop

📰 Newspaper

✨ Glow stick

🧤 Rubber gloves

🎉 Party hat

🃏 Playing cards

Don't dream it — be it.